This post appears in the interest of the general principle that no one can be always serious all the time. What you have here is an example of the brilliance and creativity of decentralized media. And it does serve as a viable replacement for a full month of news.
We’ve heard that sports can be a good metaphor for life. It’s very close in this case. Comes very close to being a word-for-word transcript for everything said about the pandemic and the response. Only one horse seems sadly missing: Herd Immunity.